The Piano Woman – Rally
Garden Tale – Gelly
Spider-Man Loves BlazeStar – BlazeStar
Joker Pasttimes – BlazeStar
Black Adam Resurgence – BlazeStar
The Cartoon Creator Club – Mellie
Siggy – Siggy
The Casino Dead Club – Madelyn
Mission Impossible: Risk Taker – Guadelupe
Pondwalker Pallian – Pasha Red.
The Scuba Bandit – Dorothy Burroughs
Sailor Moon: Dark Moon Rising – Sailor Dark Moon
Zoolander 3 – Pink Steel
My Love Story: The Men I Love – Melissa Darninsocks
The Plain Move – Freida Hawthorne
My Love Story: The Men I Love
melissa: well. I need to finish my breve.
colin: finish it. but then, your life begins. the man’s name is dab.
melissa: very well.
dab: the car.
melissa: yes.
dab: is parked.
melissa: yes.
dab: out front. thank you.
melissa: very good dab. you are the debonair knight. I must say.
colin: he is the knight in rugged khaki pants. I am the knight who gives a fuck about what I wear.
dab: I wear what makes me ugly to women. now fucking take your goddamned champagne back to your kitchen. the game just began.
melissa: fuck off.
dab: I already said what that would do. (smiles)
melissa: fuck off.
dab: right. so there is this restaurant…
melissa: I don’t go out.
dab: really? (GRINS) then I will force you to go with me to the other cafe downtown first. for a breve.
melissa: fine.
The Cartoon Creator Club
mellie: so got the seat?
sophia: with you right here in the front.
mellie: is it your greatness sophia? that you made me this film?
sophia: you made it too girl, you are the muse, not me. but here we are. in the front row of an empty theater…
mellie: I think your dress is a house dress level style it is really…
sophia: what?
mellie: your dress hey!
sophia: what?
mellie: sophie put that on. put on your dress sophie.
sophia: I don’t know what a dress even is.
mellie: uh. well yeah it is the thing you buy down the street. I buy them. you buy them.
sophia: I bought one but I didn’t want to keep it on.
mellie: people will come in here!
sophia: I would … I would … not care … due to your gaze and – you like naked girls.
mellie: yes. yes it is true. PUT YOUR DRESS ON.
sophia: I might. in twenty minutes.
mellie: love-making in public for the maximum duration we ever have done our biddings. well sophie I – I – wish you would put your dress on.
I will star as Mellie in this film.
I will star in and direct all 16 of my films. Which is my intention. I need to be in control of them, I currently own them, and I will cast them and direct them and (star in all of them). My characters I write are me, kind of, and they are well written CHARACTERS both.
Mission Impossible: Risk Taker
leader: the woman Guadalupe is bold to suggest the crown has no force with mexico.
aide: she says worse than that. we are but dogs lapping at her crotch. her power is her lack of respect, and it might increase if the king does not pay the sanctions.
leader: he will be amused to note that Guadalupe is a trans.
aide: he does not care. he sees her as disgusting as the queen. he has no love for women.
leader: he is a brute threat to women.
aide: he has his loyalty to his comedian girl. he will not have a gravitas woman bossing him around. his taste is for puff pastry.
leader: then he will meet the mexican and he will bow.
aide: he will meet her with his might and mettle, and fall to her wiles. but his son will not. a subservient man.
leader: I see the war here. a battle of the mettle of men and the might of their will. the son of the king has no force with the french girls either. it is his lack of taste. I will TIGHTEN on this man. with all my might to squeeze him from his rank.
aide: but his breeding is too strong. he will buck the control
leader: then he will face parlaiment for his crimes. guadalupe will be avenged by mi-6.
aide: as you wish.
Spider-Man Loves BlazeStar
spiderman is out on the subway
no suit
I am sitting on the bus I am playing a mobile game I say to him
how do I do the microtransactions, it won’t let me buy gems and if I don’t buy gems right now I will lose and I have 30 seconds to buy gems and continue my game and I am about to beat the game
spiderman takes my phone, puts in his credit card in my google wallet and buys the gems
1 second left “click” the gems pay for the continue
“there”
wow thanks! I have put 39 hours into this stupid game, and the last boss is tough, but I will save
“click” and thank the stranger that helped me. I’ll fight the boss later.
you good?
oh yes I am highly ranked but I actually am done with THIS particular game
why is that
it is addictive and a money pit. I get a fixed income.
BLAZESTAR
cue music
they walk out of the subway talking
BlazeStar And Catwoman
Catwoman: the same room.
BS: hello are you the one and only Catwoman of Gotham?
Catwoman: yes to some. To others I am a scamp.
BS: you uh-
Catwoman bobbles, drops her whip (accident)
Catwoman: shit!
BS: (picks up the whip) uh… You uh… You uh… You uh… dropped the whip you are known for. Sods here in Gotham have no real hope without me, but I don’t have hope without you. Uh…
Catwoman: and why is that?
BS: the trail is too cold..so I’ll talk to Batman’s girl.
Catwoman: hahaha well… No. Not since I checked. My desire is still at zero. For the muddy brown knight.
BS: the man Batman is the icon here, not you. You are the mirage. A temptation.
Catwoman: okay look. Ya talk a hard line. But ya won’t get me into the hotel. I-
BS: you?
Catwoman: bought a room-
BS: no I- mean no. I am here with my boyfrien-
Look lady I know it is your preference to take me to your room, BUT I have a code.
Catwoman: code? Hm
BS: my code is I take you to the room. But you pay for it. And put your whip on your leg. And get out of my city.
Garden Tale – Gelly
Spider-Man Loves BlazeStar – BlazeStar
Joker Pasttimes – BlazeStar
Black Adam Resurgence – BlazeStar
The Cartoon Creator Club – Mellie
Siggy – Siggy
The Casino Dead Club – Madelyn
Mission Impossible: Risk Taker – Guadelupe
Pondwalker Pallian – Pasha Red.
The Scuba Bandit – Dorothy Burroughs
Sailor Moon: Dark Moon Rising – Sailor Dark Moon
Zoolander 3 – Pink Steel
My Love Story: The Men I Love – Melissa Darninsocks
The Plain Move – Freida Hawthorne
My Love Story: The Men I Love
melissa: well. I need to finish my breve.
colin: finish it. but then, your life begins. the man’s name is dab.
melissa: very well.
dab: the car.
melissa: yes.
dab: is parked.
melissa: yes.
dab: out front. thank you.
melissa: very good dab. you are the debonair knight. I must say.
colin: he is the knight in rugged khaki pants. I am the knight who gives a fuck about what I wear.
dab: I wear what makes me ugly to women. now fucking take your goddamned champagne back to your kitchen. the game just began.
melissa: fuck off.
dab: I already said what that would do. (smiles)
melissa: fuck off.
dab: right. so there is this restaurant…
melissa: I don’t go out.
dab: really? (GRINS) then I will force you to go with me to the other cafe downtown first. for a breve.
melissa: fine.
The Cartoon Creator Club
mellie: so got the seat?
sophia: with you right here in the front.
mellie: is it your greatness sophia? that you made me this film?
sophia: you made it too girl, you are the muse, not me. but here we are. in the front row of an empty theater…
mellie: I think your dress is a house dress level style it is really…
sophia: what?
mellie: your dress hey!
sophia: what?
mellie: sophie put that on. put on your dress sophie.
sophia: I don’t know what a dress even is.
mellie: uh. well yeah it is the thing you buy down the street. I buy them. you buy them.
sophia: I bought one but I didn’t want to keep it on.
mellie: people will come in here!
sophia: I would … I would … not care … due to your gaze and – you like naked girls.
mellie: yes. yes it is true. PUT YOUR DRESS ON.
sophia: I might. in twenty minutes.
mellie: love-making in public for the maximum duration we ever have done our biddings. well sophie I – I – wish you would put your dress on.
I will star as Mellie in this film.
I will star in and direct all 16 of my films. Which is my intention. I need to be in control of them, I currently own them, and I will cast them and direct them and (star in all of them). My characters I write are me, kind of, and they are well written CHARACTERS both.
Mission Impossible: Risk Taker
leader: the woman Guadalupe is bold to suggest the crown has no force with mexico.
aide: she says worse than that. we are but dogs lapping at her crotch. her power is her lack of respect, and it might increase if the king does not pay the sanctions.
leader: he will be amused to note that Guadalupe is a trans.
aide: he does not care. he sees her as disgusting as the queen. he has no love for women.
leader: he is a brute threat to women.
aide: he has his loyalty to his comedian girl. he will not have a gravitas woman bossing him around. his taste is for puff pastry.
leader: then he will meet the mexican and he will bow.
aide: he will meet her with his might and mettle, and fall to her wiles. but his son will not. a subservient man.
leader: I see the war here. a battle of the mettle of men and the might of their will. the son of the king has no force with the french girls either. it is his lack of taste. I will TIGHTEN on this man. with all my might to squeeze him from his rank.
aide: but his breeding is too strong. he will buck the control
leader: then he will face parlaiment for his crimes. guadalupe will be avenged by mi-6.
aide: as you wish.
Spider-Man Loves BlazeStar
spiderman is out on the subway
no suit
I am sitting on the bus I am playing a mobile game I say to him
how do I do the microtransactions, it won’t let me buy gems and if I don’t buy gems right now I will lose and I have 30 seconds to buy gems and continue my game and I am about to beat the game
spiderman takes my phone, puts in his credit card in my google wallet and buys the gems
1 second left “click” the gems pay for the continue
“there”
wow thanks! I have put 39 hours into this stupid game, and the last boss is tough, but I will save
“click” and thank the stranger that helped me. I’ll fight the boss later.
you good?
oh yes I am highly ranked but I actually am done with THIS particular game
why is that
it is addictive and a money pit. I get a fixed income.
BLAZESTAR
cue music
they walk out of the subway talking
BlazeStar And Catwoman
Catwoman: the same room.
BS: hello are you the one and only Catwoman of Gotham?
Catwoman: yes to some. To others I am a scamp.
BS: you uh-
Catwoman bobbles, drops her whip (accident)
Catwoman: shit!
BS: (picks up the whip) uh… You uh… You uh… You uh… dropped the whip you are known for. Sods here in Gotham have no real hope without me, but I don’t have hope without you. Uh…
Catwoman: and why is that?
BS: the trail is too cold..so I’ll talk to Batman’s girl.
Catwoman: hahaha well… No. Not since I checked. My desire is still at zero. For the muddy brown knight.
BS: the man Batman is the icon here, not you. You are the mirage. A temptation.
Catwoman: okay look. Ya talk a hard line. But ya won’t get me into the hotel. I-
BS: you?
Catwoman: bought a room-
BS: no I- mean no. I am here with my boyfrien-
Look lady I know it is your preference to take me to your room, BUT I have a code.
Catwoman: code? Hm
BS: my code is I take you to the room. But you pay for it. And put your whip on your leg. And get out of my city.