some of you know I have been writing films. I wrote a film called “high school bluez” and it did not capture what I needed. the real film and the thing I have experienced is captured in my new MarkHunterBiz presents film idea. A film called “Guys And A Girl” and it would be rated R. The core concept is that I have grown up with guy-friends and I was “hey man” and “hey Mark”. I actually like the guys I grew up with. But I cannot negotiate it. They have to come to terms with me and Timothee Chalamet as partners and me being his HOT girlfriend. I am quite attractive and I AM transgendered. I need Timothee to level with them, actually. I need Channing to do the same. I cannot ignore or deny my feelings for men and how I desire nothing less than to turn them on. I have written this script in hopes it can turn into a full feature film. Starring my classmates. Sure, the acting will be bad, but it has an undeniable power and it is a Licorice Pizza or a Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist in its potential. Yes you need an acting coach. I hope this will cause conversations to occur. Surrounding if you want to be dead to me or not. Surrounding if men like me— ? No idiot fuck offs, MEN (maybe 40-79%) like me and want nothing less than to see me pretty, posh, comfortable, and cared for. Even demanded to be pretty and posh. Like as in, don’t look ugly. Don’t say that unattractive thing. Things like that. I love it. Some of my friends have liked me. So I already feel hot with one guy in particular. Maybe found in this script. Do not be painfully shy. I will do better on my end, but I need more communication and eventual acceptance. Unless you are truly dead to me. Which is how it would go. I was taken (yes I am Mark) to the coolest driving range bar/club and treated to a game of chipping balls with food and the music and I looked pretty. I even hit a great shot. Accepting me and loving me and allowing me to be this and do this, means more than a big break into shitty money. I love what I had that night. He did have me, Mark, the very same, and I will never lie about it or pretend. I feel that Matt Damon is harder than he is and should have a hard talk about my life, rights, and future. But it sure did feel good. It isn’t so much the money. I had a little money. It is the love and letting me be pretty. Letting me be a woman in music. See me, as your thing, and help me to be prettier, than, Taylor Swift.
Love, Mark
jason: hey guys.
mark: uh. hi.
eddie: putt putt is fucking boss. I fucking love this night. how about you mark?
mark: sure. I guess.
tim: it is our night boys. gonna hit a hole in fucking 1. fucking 1?
mark: uh. sure thing tim. I think that is boss, uh.
david: oh please he would fuck her good. don’t mess him up. this is our guy!
mark: sure thing david. heh. uh do you fuck 1 good?
david: I do. sure as rain buddy. I love me a girl that is sexy with the legs and the ass that is my main obsession.
eddie: like mark?
mark: hold on. I might have been offended man. I am not what you think about girls. I’m not GAY I just think it is more my own business. is that okay man?
eddie: sure mark. I don’t think it is my business. you are your own person. pretty cute. you could get any girl you wanted.
mark: sure. now let’s play the game.
david: I will. like you are pretty.
mark: what? oh.
david: I saw how you reacted.
mark: oh. well I am more than that david I am a beauty in the computer terminology as far as the really good high quality…
jason: cute.
mark: guys! I love this. please like do that it feels better.
jason: you are the cutest guy I know.
mark: sure thing. uh.
david: pretty.
jason: well-
david: PRETTY JACKASS. he is PRETTY.
jason: well-
eddie: mark is pretty. hands down.
jason: pretty cute-
tim: okay fuck off. mark is pretty. if he is not. you go out to the car and shit in your car.
jason: fine.
tim: right. I will hit a hole in one for my pretty mark. and you will feel the pain man. I am sick of you.
eddie: tim is right. it is mark’s night.
jason: fine.
david: hey mark let’s go to get more balls.
mark: sure.
david: wow that girl is cute.
mark: uh. what.
david: she is CUTE look mark look at her.
mark: sure thing. well yes she IS but-
david: but you can’t get her yet. don’t have the confidence. watch this mark.
mark: what will you do?
david: show a pretty mark what I can do with a pretty girl. stay there.
mark: david?
david: what?
mark: I am a girl. not just pretty.
david: so am I man.
mark: no I am a transgendered. I didn’t tell you yet but it was too much. you hit me in the gut just now. I am a girl like her but I am a penis girl. A REAL one, a real girl with a penis.
david: a penis girl. okay.
mark: not really what I meant to say. I meant to say that I like you and I am a hot girl. when you say pretty I go insane and buy a cold handgun. I am not “pretty”. I am well, a hot girl. like jill.
david: …
mark: I am like your fantasy jill. I am not a guy. I am a girl. is any of this getting through?
david: … the full switcheroo…
mark: right. but do you know about transgendered-ism?
david: well there are reports of guys that become girls yes.
mark: we are transgendered. we are girls.
david: I am likin’ this!
mark: you don’t understand. but you will. don’t tell the guys. it is our thing. you are safe. I am your girlfriend to be safe.
david: okay mark. I get it. you are a … well a hot girl. if you say it I am safe. it is safe. you are. I won’t talk to the girl. you are safe.
mark: thanks man.
david: well don’t say man. if you are a girl.
mark: thanks dude.
david: better… do you have a lipstick or something to show off with? sorry I don’t know the whole thing.
mark: uh makeup. right. I use it in my bedroom. but it is not well liked here at our club and at your family’s house. I could not- well can I-
david: can you what?
mark: can I move in with your sister?
david: WOAH. uh. like she is not the one to like this. I would be better than her. I think you can move with me when I move. for sure man. I mean girl.
mark: okay. whew. then I can wear your lipstick.
david: hahaha uh sure man. I-
mark: why man?
david: okay. a girl is a weird thing. I don’t LIKE girls, I want to KILL girls. so I now see that I have an enemy. but yes wear “my lipstick” and you will make me happier. it isn’t sexy! if what you are saying is true, you HAVE to go all out. you HAVE to show off!
mark: I was born to. I will. I will be perfect with your lipstick. until I get the surgery.
david: uh. well that is more our sexuality. I mean-
mark: what?
david: if you get the SURGERY, I could FUCK you. huh.
mark: right. uh.
david: well it is sex. sex is fun. uh.
mark: sex is my goal but you are not into girls.
david: HOLY COW THAT WAS GOOD. do that. more. do that to jason the jackass. he will be destroyed. I will FUCK you in front of the guys now.
mark: I am hot for guys. like I would die. I feel like I just became real. is this okay?
david: no. it is the law. and you won’t escape from it. my bro is a girl. they are the hottest fucking
girl to beat cindy crawford. end. of. story. hey jason!
jason: what?
david: mark here is bored. I am taking him out to the car.
jason: what??
david: he said he was feeling uneasy and I have a stiff cold drink out there to give him.
jason: holy cow david what in the world.
david: he is so unsatisfied I need to get him drunk. sorry man. we are out of here.
jason: well-
tim: get him DRUNK as FUCK!
david: he doesn’t like my brand. but he will like the drink I get him at the bar. we are there now.
bye guys.
eddie: I will meet you there david.
tim: I drink too… huhuh.
jason: I don’t like this.
david: bye guys. mark come here. get in. we are leaving.
Love, Mark
jason: hey guys.
mark: uh. hi.
eddie: putt putt is fucking boss. I fucking love this night. how about you mark?
mark: sure. I guess.
tim: it is our night boys. gonna hit a hole in fucking 1. fucking 1?
mark: uh. sure thing tim. I think that is boss, uh.
david: oh please he would fuck her good. don’t mess him up. this is our guy!
mark: sure thing david. heh. uh do you fuck 1 good?
david: I do. sure as rain buddy. I love me a girl that is sexy with the legs and the ass that is my main obsession.
eddie: like mark?
mark: hold on. I might have been offended man. I am not what you think about girls. I’m not GAY I just think it is more my own business. is that okay man?
eddie: sure mark. I don’t think it is my business. you are your own person. pretty cute. you could get any girl you wanted.
mark: sure. now let’s play the game.
david: I will. like you are pretty.
mark: what? oh.
david: I saw how you reacted.
mark: oh. well I am more than that david I am a beauty in the computer terminology as far as the really good high quality…
jason: cute.
mark: guys! I love this. please like do that it feels better.
jason: you are the cutest guy I know.
mark: sure thing. uh.
david: pretty.
jason: well-
david: PRETTY JACKASS. he is PRETTY.
jason: well-
eddie: mark is pretty. hands down.
jason: pretty cute-
tim: okay fuck off. mark is pretty. if he is not. you go out to the car and shit in your car.
jason: fine.
tim: right. I will hit a hole in one for my pretty mark. and you will feel the pain man. I am sick of you.
eddie: tim is right. it is mark’s night.
jason: fine.
david: hey mark let’s go to get more balls.
mark: sure.
david: wow that girl is cute.
mark: uh. what.
david: she is CUTE look mark look at her.
mark: sure thing. well yes she IS but-
david: but you can’t get her yet. don’t have the confidence. watch this mark.
mark: what will you do?
david: show a pretty mark what I can do with a pretty girl. stay there.
mark: david?
david: what?
mark: I am a girl. not just pretty.
david: so am I man.
mark: no I am a transgendered. I didn’t tell you yet but it was too much. you hit me in the gut just now. I am a girl like her but I am a penis girl. A REAL one, a real girl with a penis.
david: a penis girl. okay.
mark: not really what I meant to say. I meant to say that I like you and I am a hot girl. when you say pretty I go insane and buy a cold handgun. I am not “pretty”. I am well, a hot girl. like jill.
david: …
mark: I am like your fantasy jill. I am not a guy. I am a girl. is any of this getting through?
david: … the full switcheroo…
mark: right. but do you know about transgendered-ism?
david: well there are reports of guys that become girls yes.
mark: we are transgendered. we are girls.
david: I am likin’ this!
mark: you don’t understand. but you will. don’t tell the guys. it is our thing. you are safe. I am your girlfriend to be safe.
david: okay mark. I get it. you are a … well a hot girl. if you say it I am safe. it is safe. you are. I won’t talk to the girl. you are safe.
mark: thanks man.
david: well don’t say man. if you are a girl.
mark: thanks dude.
david: better… do you have a lipstick or something to show off with? sorry I don’t know the whole thing.
mark: uh makeup. right. I use it in my bedroom. but it is not well liked here at our club and at your family’s house. I could not- well can I-
david: can you what?
mark: can I move in with your sister?
david: WOAH. uh. like she is not the one to like this. I would be better than her. I think you can move with me when I move. for sure man. I mean girl.
mark: okay. whew. then I can wear your lipstick.
david: hahaha uh sure man. I-
mark: why man?
david: okay. a girl is a weird thing. I don’t LIKE girls, I want to KILL girls. so I now see that I have an enemy. but yes wear “my lipstick” and you will make me happier. it isn’t sexy! if what you are saying is true, you HAVE to go all out. you HAVE to show off!
mark: I was born to. I will. I will be perfect with your lipstick. until I get the surgery.
david: uh. well that is more our sexuality. I mean-
mark: what?
david: if you get the SURGERY, I could FUCK you. huh.
mark: right. uh.
david: well it is sex. sex is fun. uh.
mark: sex is my goal but you are not into girls.
david: HOLY COW THAT WAS GOOD. do that. more. do that to jason the jackass. he will be destroyed. I will FUCK you in front of the guys now.
mark: I am hot for guys. like I would die. I feel like I just became real. is this okay?
david: no. it is the law. and you won’t escape from it. my bro is a girl. they are the hottest fucking
girl to beat cindy crawford. end. of. story. hey jason!
jason: what?
david: mark here is bored. I am taking him out to the car.
jason: what??
david: he said he was feeling uneasy and I have a stiff cold drink out there to give him.
jason: holy cow david what in the world.
david: he is so unsatisfied I need to get him drunk. sorry man. we are out of here.
jason: well-
tim: get him DRUNK as FUCK!
david: he doesn’t like my brand. but he will like the drink I get him at the bar. we are there now.
bye guys.
eddie: I will meet you there david.
tim: I drink too… huhuh.
jason: I don’t like this.
david: bye guys. mark come here. get in. we are leaving.